There’s a commercial still playing in my head from the Super Bowl. (Was that even this year?) I’ll give you a hint: it involves singing bears, underwear and toilet paper. Yes, it’s that Charmin commercial. I have lots of questions and rambling thoughts about that commercial.
Why did Charmin pick bears? Are bears that cute? If I was in a national park and saw a family of bears (from far away, of course), would I say, “Look at those adorable bears, I wonder what they wipe their butts with.” NO. That’d be the last thing on my mind. I’d be trying to remember what the park ranger said about avoiding them.
These bears live in a human’s house. This makes me ask, “Are these bears friends of Goldilocks or something?”
And when they are in hibernation: do they hoard toilet paper like humans do during self quarantine?
Lastly, if you can talk, you are too old to do a hiney dance in front of your parents.
Thank you for reading this far. I’m done. I hope this has exorcised those evil bears and that horrible jingle from my brain.
